Homework due next period…
You’re friends like, “You’re not going to make it..”
and you’re like:
(Source: itsyourboychoulee)
When you spend all night doing a project due the next day and the teacher doesn’t collect it in.
(Source: escape-into-my-world, via alittledoseoflaughter)
When someone changes their Url and Icon at the same time
(via alittledoseoflaughter)
Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
America: Well sure why not?
Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
America: Whatever you want!
Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
America: Okay, sounds like fun!
Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
‘normal’ best friends
real best friends
(via alittledoseoflaughter)
